Temptation: A desire to do something you know you should not do.
Theological Seminary: A place where young men are taught to silence the questions of the ignorant.
Temple: A place other than a bed, where one takes one's shoes off. (There are Jewish temples, pagan temples and money temples, but no Christian temples: the latter has no need of them, because Christian religion is the only one in the world in which its believers and followers practise exactly what its Founder taught. Each Christian may point to himself and say proudly, "Ecce Temple," hence, etc., etc., etc.)
The Philistine: A publication that puts the Syracuse Product on the terminal feathers of the Idea Bird.
The-Scene-Changes: A device invented by a writer who was running short of Cosmic Gasoline.