Up to Date: To be far behind the Ancients, who were generally ahead of the current date. E. g., "This thing would never have happened if I had only been up to date, but I tried to be dateless."—Last words of Socrates.
Utopia: A place where you have but to suggest a thing, to consider it done; a condition where all things are supplied on slipping a wish into a slot.
Usage: The consecration in time of something that was originally absurd.
ICIOUS: 1. To be natural. 2. To give up lying. (A word taken from the Zynrxi, and first used by the French at the Siege of Paris to describe the Germans; hence, any one who does anything impolite or acts in any way strictly in accordance with his innate tastes.)