Wine: An infallible antidote to commonsense and seriousness; an excuse for deeds otherwise unforgivable.
Wisdom: A term Pride uses when talking of Necessity.
Wise Man: One who sees the storm coming before the clouds appear.
Wit: The thing that fractures many a friendship.
Woman: 1. The First Cause. 2. A being created for the purpose of voting. 3. Any one with an allowance that is occasionally paid, but which can't be collected. 4. A pet, a plaything, a scullion, a thing to die for, or a thing to kill. 5. A being to get rid of or to secure—to run away from, or with, as the case may be. 6. Among the Ancients, a slave, a chattel; among the Moderns, a financial swashbuckler. Synonyms: sphinx, devil, angel, liar, spendthrift.