Commonsense: The ability to detect values—to know a big thing from a little one. (I'd rather possess Commonsense than to have six degrees from Oxford.—Fingy Conners' Confessions.)
Clock: 1. A telltale; a gossip; a blab. 2. A chink through which the Greta Secret leaks. 3. The Big Ben of eternity.
Coffin: 1. L'Envoi, the end of the legend. 2. An ornamental candy-box which no one cares to open. 3. A room without a door or a skylight.
College: A place where you have to go in order to find out that there is nothing in it. (See Marriage.)
College Degree: A social disgenic, as compared with proof of competence.