Eye: 1. An organ of the human body which sees the universe as it is not, and transmits the same to the brain. 2. The soul's feelers and pickers.
Eyeball: 1. A small, miraculous globe that has the power to fabulize the external universe. 2. The spectacles of the brain; the peephole of consciousness.
Epitaph: 1. Postponed compliments. 2. Postmortem bull-con. 3. Qualifying for the Ananias Club.
European: An inhabitant of New York City.
Executive: A man who can make quick decisions and is sometimes right.