Faith: 1. The effort to believe that which your commonsense tells you is not true. 2. The first requisite in success.

Fake: An event that occurs every four years in the United States; hence, by extension, anything popular.

Family Line: The clothes-line.

Fast Train: One that has no diner.

Fear: 1. A club used by priests, presidents, kings and policemen to keep the people from recovering stolen goods. 2. The thought of admitted inferiority. 3. The rock on which we split.