The Roycroft Dictionary, Concocted by Ali Baba and the Bunch on Rainy Days.

by Elbert Hubbard

Fortitude: That quality of mind which does not care what happens so long as it does not happen to us.

Forum: A safety-valve for letting out superfluous air. E. g., "Let the Forum always be open to the people, and let the treasury always be open to us."—From Titus Livy's Psychology of the First Contractor.

Fra: A literary silo that feeds the world.

Frame-Up: See Brandeisism in the last edition of the Century Dictionary.

Friendship: 1. Something that by any other name would be as brittle. 2. A tacit agreement between two enemies to work together for common swag. 3. The aspiration to boredom. 4. To do unto some one that which you would not allow him to do unto you.