Law: 1. A scheme for protecting the parasite and prolonging the life of the rogue, averting the natural consequences which would otherwise come to them. 2. The crystallization of public opinion.
Lawyer: 1. A person who takes this from that, with the result that That hath not where to lay his head. 2. An unnecessary evil. 3. The only man in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
Learn: To add to one's ignorance by extending the knowledge we have of the things that we can never know.
Lie: The weapon of defense that kind Providence provides for the protection of the oppressed.
Levitation: The creeping up of your trousers when you ride horseback, so that they supply you a necktie.