Mummy: 1. An unobjectionable party whose motives are not questioned. 2. One who is not in business for his health. 3. Any one who does not advertise.

Morality: 1. The formaldehyde of theology. 2. The line of conduct that pays.

Moralist: 1. A beautified eunuch. 2. One self-elected to make the stupid more stupid. 3. Any one skilled in the science of pornography. 4. A retired roue. 5. One of the Sacred Legion of Coprolitis.

Morgue: The pantheon of the unremembered; Death's shop-window.

Munsey: 1. Any publisher who does much business on small mental capital. 2. Verb: To munsey—to print much and say nothing. 3. A literary laxative. 4. To put up money for a monkey monarchy.