Nebulous Typothetæ: A bum printer who can never be found when wanted.
Neighbor: The man who knows more about you than you know about yourself.
Nothing: 1. A negative which is the reality behind every ghostly affirmative. 2. Something that has density without weight, like a barber's breath.
Nomination: 1. Paradigrammatics, or the art of molding figures in plaster. 2. The call of the vile. 3. In democracies, the divine sacrament administered to ignorance. 3. The election, divination and apotheosis of a paramount parasite.
New York: The posthumous revenge of the Merchant of Venice.