Poetry: 1. A substitute for the impossible. 2. The bill and coo of sex.
Platonic Love: The only kind that is blind. It never knows where it is going to fetch up.
Planet: A planet is a large body of matter entirely surrounded by a void, as distinguished from a clergyman, who is a large void entirely surrounded by matter.
Play: A wise method of Nature which prevents one's nerves from setting on the outside of his Stein-Bloch.
Pocket: The seat of the human soul.