Romance: Where the hero begins by deceiving himself and ends by deceiving others.
Righteous Indignation: 1. Hate that scorches like hell, but which the possessor thinks proves he is right. 2. Your own wrath as opposed to the shocking bad temper of others.
Righteousness: 1. Only a form of commonsense. 2. Wise expediency.
Revival: Religion with a vaudeville attachment.
Roosevelt (Theodore): A harangue-outang.