Sorcerer: 1. Any one who can make the people of the United States believe they rule. 2. A juggler (hence the founder of any religious, political or philosophical system).
Specious: That form of argument used as an indoor sport by East Aurora natives in an attempt to prove that two or three make four.
Sorcery: The art of charming money out of the pockets of those who do not desire to part with it.
Spinsterhood: An achievement, not a disgrace.
Stall Stuff: 1. Things said to see what the other person will say. 2. The language used by politicians. 3. All conversation between spoons. Example: Seeing Mr. Jones leave his office, you enter and ask his stenographer this question: "Is Mr. Jones in?" (See Piffle, Pink Tea, Four o'Clock.)