FLY

(Holds up second right foot.)

Here I keep scarlet fever. (Holds up second left foot.) And here’s small-pox! (Holds up third right foot.) And here’s the white plague.

MONKEY

(Falls back, frightened.)

Ee—ee—ee!

FLY

Now, ladies and gentlemen, here I am, germed to the feet! How shall that Doctor die?

DOG

(Significantly.)