FLY
(Holds up second right foot.)
Here I keep scarlet fever. (Holds up second left foot.) And here’s small-pox! (Holds up third right foot.) And here’s the white plague.
MONKEY
(Falls back, frightened.)
Ee—ee—ee!
FLY
Now, ladies and gentlemen, here I am, germed to the feet! How shall that Doctor die?
DOG
(Significantly.)