“Oh, I am,” retorted the man grimly.
“And you didn't break but one. You can be glad 'twasn't two.” Pollyanna was warming to her task.
“Of course! So fortunate,” sniffed the man, with uplifted eyebrows; “looking at it from that standpoint, I suppose I might be glad I wasn't a centipede and didn't break fifty!”
Pollyanna chuckled.
“Oh, that's the best yet,” she crowed. “I know what a centipede is; they've got lots of legs. And you can be glad—”
“Oh, of course,” interrupted the man, sharply, all the old bitterness coming back to his voice; “I can be glad, too, for all the rest, I suppose—the nurse, and the doctor, and that confounded woman in the kitchen!”
“Why, yes, sir—only think how bad 'twould be if you DIDN'T have them!”
“Well, I—eh?” he demanded sharply.
“Why, I say, only think how bad it would be if you didn't have 'em—and you lying here like this!”
“As if that wasn't the very thing that was at the bottom of the whole matter,” retorted the man, testily, “because I am lying here like this! And yet you expect me to say I'm glad because of a fool woman who disarranges the whole house and calls it 'regulating,' and a man who aids and abets her in it, and calls it 'nursing,' to say nothing of the doctor who eggs 'em both on—and the whole bunch of them, meanwhile, expecting me to pay them for it, and pay them well, too!”