Where all the gay world has been bowin' to me,

For I am the lad who wrote Bonnie Dundee!

And just for a smile or a glance of my eye

The lassies are ready to lie down and die;

So don't give yourself airs, but just bow before me,

For I am the lad who wrote Bonnie Dundee!'

"Now a'weel, Mr. Burns, I have somewhat to say

I've sweethearts as many as you any day;

And I've eyes of my own, as you've noticed, maybe,

If you've glanced from the author of Bonnie Dundee!