CHARLEY. If I did? What are you talking about?

MAGGIE. Why shouldn’t you?

CHARLEY. Why shouldn’t I? Aren’t there a thousand reasons?

MAGGIE. There’s Lily, certainly—but . . .

CHARLEY. She wouldn’t understand. She’d think I was deserting her.

A pause.

But that’s not all. I might manage her—I don’t know—but—you see, I’ve got a berth I can stay in all my life . . .

TENNANT starts singing the first verse of “Off to Philadelphia.”

It’s like throwing up a dead cert. And then. . . .

MAGGIE. It would be a splash.