"No, they usually tell it to me."
"Is that what you suggest that I am doing?"
"Margaret, please. You know I didn't mean that. It was just an idiotic jeu de mots."
"Matthew, be careful; if you are serious you will turn my head."
"I would love to turn your head."
"Why is it that you always make me indiscreet?"
"I suppose that I inspire people with the happy illusion that I am not going to take what they say seriously."
"I suppose that is it."
"By the way, what was India like?"
"Do you want to know?"