Ann: I hate to have missed a moment of it, but you are both always at your best.

Selina: We were all very characteristic. Aunt Emily flirted with Mr. Molyneux, and Mrs. Martineau tried to flirt with Tim; Papa balanced precariously on a tight-rope of wit over an abyss of vulgarity, and Mr. Jordan was silent.

Ann: And what did you do?

Selina: I helped them to their remarks by asking questions.

Mrs. Martineau: Selina treats everyone as if they were performing animals. Except animals.

Selina: I love animals.

Ann: It all sounds delightful. What did you talk about?

Tim: About you, of course.

Lord William: We tried to talk about other things, but you have a way of making conversation into a boomerang.