Selina: I should think I could get an engagement to show myself at parties as the one Silent Cathcart.
Ninian: My sisters were brought up to speak when they were spoken to.
Selina: Did anyone ever talk to them?
Ninian: If it is fine on Sunday I shall be able to show you the new cement pigsties.
Molyneux: Pigs upset my digestion.
Lord William: Model landlords exhaust my vocabulary.
Ninian (undeterred): You may not be aware of the fact that pigs are very clean animals. It is only a question of providing them with water.
Selina: Warm water?
Ninian: Water.
Lady Emily: How conscientious you are.