Knarf—You may. You’re company. (Enter Teacher, looking worried.)
Knarf—Begin. Ask him one.
Frank—What’s the capital of Massachusetts?
(Teacher stares at him in astonishment.)
Spankety Man—-Oh, I say, that isn’t fair. You must ask questions that mean something.
Frank—Why, I did.
Teacher—Then two of the words were in a foreign language. I’m the Common Teacher. Foreign languages come in High.
Frank—Well, I had to learn it, and a lot more like it.
Ecila—You ask one. Ask a fair one.
Alice—How much are two and two?