Jack ⎫ (advancing, grin, fidget a bit, look at each other and Jill ⎭ giggle, then bow elaborately, and sing. Tune: No. 2).
No. 2. JACK AND JILL.
Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill rolled down the hill And spilled their pail of water. Ma got mad and spanked the lad, And likewise little daughter.
Jack did run to have some fun With Jill a-following after. Where they’re met, there’s fun, you bet, And jokes and tricks and laughter;
Quarrels, too—just one or two! We spat with all our might, sir. Life’s not nice without some spice, And that is why we fight, sir.
(They turn to audience.)
There! Now it’s your turn.
Enter Bachelor, followed by Wife.