(All sing. Tune: No. 5.)
No. 5. GEORGIE PORGIE.
(Also, Cross Patch.)
All. Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls, and made them cry. When he kissed the bride—too bad! Hubby did get awful mad.
(Contrary Mary runs in, backward, turns around, runs up to Bachelor, and kisses him.)
Wife. Here! Stop that, you impertinent Miss! It isn’t the groom, it’s the bride they kiss. What a forward young snip!
Bachelor. Well, Wife, I vow I liked it.
Old Woman. The shoe’s on t’other foot, now.