All (singing). Mistress Mary, quite contrary, Do you your garden tend?
Mary (singing). Whene’er it rains I take the pains To water it, my friend.
All (singing). Mistress Mary, quite contrary, What of a sunny day?
Mary (singing). I open nine umbrellas fine To keep the heat away.
All (singing). Mistress Mary, quite contrary, How do your blossoms grow?
Mary (singing). They bloom at night, and that’s all right, For no one sees, you know.
All (singing). Mistress Mary, quite contrary, May we your garden see?
Mary (singing). No, not to-day. It’s far away. Where no one knows but me.
Enter Humpty Dumpty, rubbing knees and elbows, and whimpering.
Humpty. Mother, I got an awful fall Down from the top of a high stone wall. My elbows and knees are all bruised. Look at that!