Just like a little-numb-head.
He tagged along to school one day,
Agin the teacher’s rule.
He kicked up his heels, and blarted right out,
To see a Christmas tree in school.
The teacher tried to turn him out,
But, nimble as a cat,
He sent his little hind heels out,
And knocked the teacher flat.
“What makes the critter act that way?”