The mountain and the squirrel

Had a quarrel;

And the former called the latter Little Prig.

The former called the latter....

Second Voice: Told her after he’d had her. Sat back afterward, cool, to smoke a little. Said old Daniels gave him to know. Too bad. Not a cent to any niece. All to some hospital. Away off somewhere.

Theodosia:

To make up a year

And a sphere.

And I think it’s no disgrace

To occupy my place.