"Dthat Capitan ees von fool! He know not how to treat a zhentleman. I tell him I make a procès to dthe company and get him reprimand for how he spik to me."
"Why, what did he say?" asks Mrs. Steele.
"He tell me I act like I vas Capitan, dthen he call me 'damn.' I tell him he vas a coachman!"
The Baron looks surprised and a bit resentful at our laughter.
"What made you call him a coachman?" Mrs. Steele is the first, as usual, to pull a straight face.
"Madame forget I know not all Eenglish vords. I could dthink of nodthing more vorse—I vas zo crazy vidth madness."
