Also, Wallops, older brother of the above, departed this life on June 10th. He was found dead on the seashore.
Poor little Wallops,
Died of eating scallops.
(He really ate crabs, but crabs wouldn't rhyme.)
We'll see him frisk no more,
For we found him on the shore,
All stiff and cold, expiring in his prime.
TOWN TOPICS.
Miss Cricket Ward has decided to sell out her peanut stand at cost.
Mr. Will and Archie Somers have cleaned the Gentle Jane, and they are now prepared to take out parties at reasonable rates. Come early and often.
Mr. Kenneth Ward has nearly recovered from a serious wound he received when he was eloping with his aunt's watch. The path of the transgressor is hard. It was the stones in this case.
Miss Hilda Mason, of East Wellsboro', is expected soon to spend a week with her friend, the editor.
WIT AND HUMOUR.