“Dr. Blank, you're president of the board of health, ain't ye?”

“Yes—guess so.”

“This is Jack Johnson's. There's a dead horse down here by our house an' I want you to come down here an' bury it.” Our listener heard the woman's teeth snap together.

“All right. I'll get a spade and come right along.”

“What do they take my husband for,” thought Mary.

Buzz-z-z-z at her ear again. Now it was her husband's voice saying,

“Give me number forty-five.”

In a minute a gentlemanly voice said, “Hello.”

“Is this you, Warner?”

“Yes.”