“To get even with him for something,” announced the doctor quietly.
“How can he know so much,” mused Jim's wife.
“Now I advise you not to try this game again,” said the doctor as he wound up the stomach tube and put it into his pocket. “You can't fool Jim all the time, and you can't fool me any of the time. Good night.” And he rode home and found Mary asleep in her chair.
Ting-a-ling-ling-ling. Ting-a-ling-ling-ling.
“Is this you, Dr. Blank?”
“Yes.”
“I wanted to ask you about an electric vibrator.”
“About what?”
“An electric vibrator.”