One morning in March just as the doctor arose from the breakfast table he was called to the 'phone.
“Is this Dr. Blank?”
“Yes.”
“Doctor, will it hurt the baby to bathe it every morning? I've been doing that but some of the folks around here say I oughtn't to do it; they say it isn't good for a baby to bathe it so often.”
The doctor answered solemnly, “The baby's fat and healthy isn't it?”
“Yes, sir.”
“And pretty?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Likes to see its mamma?”
“You know it.”