Me sabe (pronounced “sabby”) him, me likee.
He tellee me allee time bling toys when me good,
Me likee, me be good allee time. Sabe?
My countlee (country) we hab plenty big Joss
No same like Melican Santa.
Santa tellee me be good all time, to ev’ly body.
Me sabe him. Me likee.
France enters—
Maybe your wonderful Christmas time
Is not quite alike in every clime,