For we like to make good resolutions

Which we never keep, you know!

(New Year steps to one side. Valentine enters, salutes the children first, then the audience.)

Tune: “She’s Gone; Let Her Go.”

Valentine—

I’m the patron saint of the children,

But I care for all true hearts as well.

Be they sixteen or sixty I love them all,

And they long for my magic spell.

Dear Cupid’s my merry attendant.