I haf not solt dis tay

Von shillin’s wort’. I kess maype

De folks dey no forshteh.

I haf peen sigs veegs ofer,

I comes vrom Cherman land,

De lankuache of dis konetree

I no yed ondherstand.

“Pints, neetles, rippones, laces,”

All de tings vod I sells,

“Pock’t-hankchies, neckdies, shpenders,”