Once I hyeahd er moighty crack!

Wished I’d rode mah hoss!

Tho’t she’s gwine to leeb de track,

Oddah seed me, Chile!

I felt mos’ prekareyus, son!

I hain’t tawkin’ jes’ fo’ fun!

Tho’t dis dahky’s days was dun,

Wished I’d rode mah hoss!

EGGS! EGGS!! EGGS!!!