To make it look wabey an’ glossy an’ slick.

Den paht in de middle dey am right to de quick.

Ef dey hain’t no hope, why dey go git a wig.

It mus’ be made fum white fok’s hyah, too, by jig.

Umph; who; Miss Sukie? why she wooden’ dah

To wah a wig made fum a coon’s nappy hyah.

Whut’s de use er kickin’

Bekaze o’ sech rot?

Bekaze yo’ kain’t bleech,

An’ turn white on de spot!