That sweet little creature, Bob Jervis, is here?
There is no alteration, except that he’s older,
And has got a small beard, which makes him look bolder.
He’s so smiling and nice, so neat and so trim,
That the ladies can look at no mortal but him;
When he enters the rooms the girls giggle and flirt,
While my hero, Bob Jervis, remains quite unhurt;
For he knows that his figure must charm every fair,
And to conquer their hearts he need only appear.
So ladies no longer your charms try in vain,