Miss Priscilla.—I am making a gift for my sister-in-law who is a woman of fashion, and who is fond of automobiling, so I am knitting her a tasteful scarf which I am sure will prove pleasing. (Shows gay muffler, and continues knitting it.)

Susan.—What do you folks say to having a Christmas tree?

All.—Fine!

Susan.—Well, I ain’t had a tree for years, but I think it would be nice to trim up one to celebrate.

Edith.—That will be splendid!

Susan.—Then Mr. Tom you an’ Abner go out and chop down a tree. Land sakes! Abner’s asleep an’ I never called him till quarter past three! Abner! Wake up! Take off them slippers, an’ put on your gum boots, an’ go chop down a tree!

Abner (drowsily).—I ain’t George Washington! Work again!

(Repeats). O life is just a round of joy

To one who is a hired boy.

(Whistling, exeunt Abner and Tom.)