Miss Loomis. I was too busy to come, but I sent a nice hat for the missionary’s wife.

Mrs. Banks. (aside). That terrible hat!

President. Ladies, I must insist that you come to order.

Miss Loomis. (worried). Where’s that crochet pattern? I can’t lose that!

Mrs. Hodges. (handing it to her). Here you are. I was just counting the stitches.

President. Miss Loomis, if you have finished your report, we will hear a letter received by Mrs. Hodges, our secretary, from Mrs. Brown.

Miss Loomis. Yes, I guess that was all.

Mrs. Hodges. (nervously). Wait till I find my glasses. (rummaging in bag). Here they are. (Opens letter.)

“My Dear Friends: Words fail me when I try to express my thanks for the beautiful box which you sent.—”

Miss Loomis. Pleased, wasn’t she?