Mrs. U—: No wonder you’re so busy! Well, have you caught any spies lately?
Mr. L—: Oh, yes. We get them right along. I got forty last week.
Mrs. U—: You know, we have known each other a long time now, haven’t we? You know, it’s funny how you meet people through advertisements. Nearly everybody that I met in a business way I met through advertisements. And everybody that I met that way turned out to be a factor in my life! I met a good friend of mine, a girl, through an ad. And then, I have got some very good positions through advertisements. And then, I met you through that ad in—let’s see—was it the “Times”?
Mr. L—: No, the “Herald.”
Mrs. U—: Tell me about that girl that you said you had that was so good. Is she still catching spies?
Mr. L—: Yes; she got fourteen last week.
Mrs. U—: Gee! She must have worked overtime.... Did she have to do what you wanted me to do?
Mr. L—: Oh, yes, you see she was crazy about the work.
Mrs. U—: Gosh, you know that is very interesting to me. How many girls did you get from that advertisement? I guess you think I am a fool, but I get so interested, and I like to have you tell me all these things.
Mr. L—: Oh, I don’t remember. You know, I think the spies would take to you and I don’t blame them. I know I would.