You: Wouldn’t it be too bad if she did come along and I was too late?
She: That’s always the way, I guess.
You: Yes, that’s always the way.
(Another silence.)
She: You’re awful romantic, aren’t you? I’d know right away you wasn’t a married man.
You: That’s funny. It’s just what I would have said about you.
She: You could tell right away I was married?
You: No, just the other way around. I said, “Well, here she is!”
She: Here who is?
You: And then I saw your wedding-ring.