"In the year 1492: the day Columbus discovered America."
"Where did this interesting event take place?"
"In the Tower of Babel."
"Does she love you?"
"Yes: how could she help it?"
"Do you love her?"
"Yes: to distraction."
"Whom will you marry?"
"Queen Jezebel."
"How soon does this auspicious match come off? for I want to have my wedding-dress ready."