"Cousin Cornelia."
"Pray, tell us the name of your rival?"
"His Majesty, William the Conqueror of Normandy and England. I should not be sorry if he carried off my gentle dame."
"What clergyman will marry you?"
"The Archbishop of Canterbury."
"How much is the lady worth?"
"Three cents."
"Where will you live?"
"In the black-hole of Calcutta."
"How many servants will you keep?"