MRS. TERENCE: Been ever so gay.
HUBERT: As a matter of fact, funny thing did happen to me. Tuesday afternoon it was, I remember now.
BELSIZE: Oh?
HUBERT (graphically): I was walking back to my cottage from golf, and I heard something moving stealthily behind a tree, or a bush, or something.
BELSIZE (interested): Oh, yes?
HUBERT: Turned out to be a squirrel.
MRS. BRAMSON (in disgust): Oh!…
HUBERT: No bigger than my hand! Funny thing to happen, I thought.
BELSIZE: Very funny. Anything else?
HUBERT: Not a thing. By Jove, fancy walking in the woods and stumbling over a dead body! Most embarrassing!