“A most uncomfortable hour!—too late to go to bed, and too early to be up! What the deuce makes your ‘parliamentary’ so slow and heavy?”
“It is the people’s train—the accommodation—carries the three classes of carriages and stops at all the stations.”
“Humph-humph!”
“The first-class carriages are very comfortable, and you can sleep in them as comfortably as in your own arm-chair.”
“Humph! that might do very well for an after-dinner nap; hardly for a night’s rest!”
While they were thus conversing, the custom-house officer was passing from one trunk to another, lifting their lids and looking in. He finished, and marked the lot, and went away.
“I think, grandpa, if you had had ten thousand dollars worth of smuggled goods in these trunks, and designed to cheat the revenue of the duties, you could not have gone to work more cunningly than by talking as you did to the officer. The man couldn’t attend to what he was doing for listening to you,” laughed Anna.
“Now what are we to do with all these ‘impediments?’ I wish for my part, the custom-house fellow had seized the lot; or that we had encountered a storm at sea, and it had been found necessary to throw them all overboard to lighten the ship! It would have saved us a deal of time, and trouble, and expense. And we have all we really want in our carpet-bags,” growled the General.
“Uncle, I hope you are not turning into a regular grumbler? That wouldn’t be like yourself! But you have done nothing but grumble, ever since you landed, and without the slightest provocation, you naughty old uncle!” said Drusilla, saucily.
“My dear, give me some credit that I do not SWEAR as well as grumble!”