She rebuked a man for sin;
She’s not on earth,
She’s not in heaven,
Nor likely to get in.
Balaam’s Ass.
3. Why did Adam bite the apple Eve gave him?
Because he had no knife.
4. What did Adam first set in the Garden of Eden?
His foot.
5. Why are Adam and Eve an anomaly in grammar?
Because they are two relatives without an antecedent.
6. How did Noah dress his hair in the Ark?
With the fox’s brush and the cock’s comb.
Drop Letter Puzzles.
- 1. Make hay while the sun shines.
- 2. Early to bed and early to rise, makes men healthy, wealthy, and wise.
- 3. Go to the ant, thou sluggard, consider her ways and be wise.
- 4. Virtue alone is happiness below.
The Opening Lines of Familiar Songs.
1. “Oh! don’t you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt,