She swept him a deep, mock courtesy.
After this, Ruth sat a rather silent listener to the conversation. She knew that they were discussing the pros and cons of the advantages for a bachelor of club life over home life. She knew that Louis was making some brilliantly cynical remarks,—asserting that the apparent privacy of the latter was delusive, and that the reputed publicity of the former was deceptive, as it was even more isolated than the latter. All of which the doctor laughed down as untruly epigrammatic.
“Then there is only one loophole for the poor bachelor,” Mrs. Levice summed up, “and that is to marry. Louis complains of the club, and thinks himself a sort of cynosure in a large household. You, Doctor, complain of the want of coseyness in a bachelor establishment. To state it simply, you need a wife.”
“And oust my Pooh-ba! Madame, you do not know what a treasure that old soldier of mine is. If I call him a veritable Martha, I shall but be paying proper tribute to the neatness with which he keeps my house and linen; he entertains my palate as deliciously as a Corinne her salon, and—is never in my way or thoughts. Can you commend me any woman so self-abnegatory?”
“Many women, but no wife, I am glad to say. But you need one.”
“So! Pray explain wherein the lack is apparent.”
“Oh, not to me, but—”
“You mean you consider a wife an adjunct to a doctor’s certificate.”
“It is a great guarantee with women,” put in Louis, “as a voucher against impatience with their own foibles. They think only home practice can secure the adequate tolerance. Eh, Aunt Esther?”
“Nonsense, Louis!” interrupted Mr. Levice; “what has that to do with skill?”