Mr. Walters: It’s not only the bad ones, though, that are accepted?

Witness: No.

Mr. Walters: It must be a bad play that does not get accepted in these days? When a man of genius such as you——

Witness: Please; if you don’t mind.

Judge: It is not in evidence that this man is a genius.

The Foreman: I respectfully submit that it is in evidence that he has written a play.

Judge: Very true.

Mr. Walters: When a man of your ability, of some little ambition, cannot get his play accepted, he sometimes resorts to other means—other than the ordinary means?

Witness: I could not tell you. I have only tried the ordinary.

Mr. Walters: You are a legal gentleman?