"Oh, de man only ax he pardin, an' went 'long 'bout he business."
"Why didn't he look whey he wuz goin'—"
"Shucks, he wuz so bent 'pon wha' he wuz gwine do he couldn't hav' eyes fo' nobody but me! An' de man humbug he object, dat's all. But wait, le' me tell yo'. Dah happen down in de gully. An' I went long, ent eben t'inkin' 'bout no man—"
"Ah tell all you' Seven Day 'Ventists unna is a pack o' nanny goats—"
"When all uva suggen somebody from behind put two long greasy arms roun' me neck, like he wan' fo' hug me!"
"De Lord hav' mercy!"
"Gal, I wuz so frighten I tek me umbrella an' I jerk it back ovah my lef' shoulder so ha'd de muscles still a hu't me!"
"Go 'way!"
"Jook! Straight in he eye—"
"Murdah!"