“It sounds like treacle,” said Abe, with a puzzled look; “but I don’t see what the podder’s got to do with it, anyhow; and the young woman’s got no business to be wasting her time waiting for the milk to set. Why don’t she use the cream separator?”

“I couldn’t write about a machine.”

“Why not—hum—er—hum—why not say this:

“After she turned the cream separator,
She sat and ate a cold pertater.”

“There is no sentiment in that!” I said indignantly; “and the words have no rhythm.”

“What’s rhythm?”

“Why, tone, modulation, music; you know!”

“Sonny! is there any music in the croak of a frog—is there? In course not! Now listen—what do you hear?”

I listened, and heard nothing but the drowsy hum and hollow drone of the surf.

“I can hear nothing.”